i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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