Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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