I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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