Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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