Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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