That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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