Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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