Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you inspire me to be a worse person
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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