at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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