Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
