I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm going to jail i love you
Me too!
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The struggles of a small town man whore
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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