Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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