I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
