Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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