your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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