He asked to "fluff my boner.."
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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