absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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