dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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