peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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