you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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