I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dignity is for republicans.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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