True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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