You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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