do herpes really smell.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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