so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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