Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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