I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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