Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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