at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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