I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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