i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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