i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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