Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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