Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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