i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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