TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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