The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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