Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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