He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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