I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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