Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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