she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We need to get me chipped asap
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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