pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
her vagine was all disorganized.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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