new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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