whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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