There is no way he is gay with that hair.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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