Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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