i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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