11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He keeps bees of course he's weird
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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