just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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