Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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