Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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