I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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