Me too!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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