smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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