At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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