so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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