nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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