just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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